- Parent: These years are the best of your life!
- Me: wait what it gets worse
Someone calculated the points of every Whose Line cast member:
Wayne Brady: 50,072,587,425
Ryan Stiles: 11,113,372,791.5
Colin Mochrie: 3,012,399,040.5
Chip Esten: 2,004,047,000
Greg Proops: 1,001,122,117
Brad Sherwood: 1,071,980.5
Denny Segal: 1,059,560
Karen Maruyama: 1,004,450
Kathy Greenwood: 59,810
Stephen Colbert: 12,000
Kathy Griffin: 5,000
Ian Gomez: 4,000
Jeff Davis: 3,300
Josie Lawrence: 3000
Whoopi Goldberg: 2,500
Patrick Bristow: 1,000
Robin Williams: 1,000
Kathy Kinney: 50
(via cocoabo)
—Enthroned (Dubmood Remix)
If the internet had a battle theme in the vein of Reach Out to the Truth, I like to think this would be it.
“Hot steam from the ground (due to Iceland’s geothermal activity) encountering freezing temperatures on the surface sometimes forms dramatic ice sculptures.”
(via rendigo)
Why do cis people get so mad about being called cis, personally I don’t mind being associated with a word that sounds like it would be some kind of cool alien snake people race or something
we must barter for control over the galactic spice trade with the Cis and their overlord Cis’Gyndar
(via endofunctor)
shin megami tensei spells
DIA - Small HP recovery to one ally
MEDIA - Small HP recovery to all allies
DIARAMA - Impress monsters with a small 3D replication of the battle in a cardboard box
BUFU - Small ice-element damage to one target
MABUFU - Small ice-element damage to all targets
ZABUMAFU - Moderate lemur-element damage to all targets
ZIO - Small lightning damage to one target
ZIONGA - Medium lightning damage to one target
MAHAZIORAON - How the fuck do you even pronounce this I’m done with this shit
(via 1973s-finest)


